Archive for October, 2007
A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. Voices
October 29th, 2007
Part 1 of a series of vignettes I’m making to promote my upcoming movie, Expendable. The film’s about a day in the life of the anonymous minions at The World’s Fifth-Largest Evil Organization.
More information about the movie can be found at AreYouExpendable.com.
jim broadbent?
October 26th, 2007
Drew this at Stumptown a few weeks ago, inspired by the many ridiculous ironic moustaches on display among the attendees.
let it blow
October 25th, 2007
omg wht was tht noize?
October 19th, 2007
Another in the “Rejected by McSweeney’s” category.
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Instant Messages I Would Send if the EMP Bomb Hadn’t Permanently Destroyed All Electronics Worldwide
hey R U online? txt me im just sittin here in the dark with no tv lol
wind-up radios suXX >:O i feel like im in the 18th centyry
omg mysis was like “do we get to eat all the icecream now” and I was all “the freezer still works!!!!” srsly she is so stupid :P
OMG I just realized is your granddad ok? b/c of his pacemaker txt me
these crazy ppl just showed up w/beards and started shouting thru the windows for like 2hrs. but i dont no what they wanted!!!! i cant googl to lookup what “vapid consumptivist sheep” meanz :”’( i mean i know sheep but the rest??
an airline jsut crashed thru the school!! haha i hope ms. fagghorn was inside XD
arggg i just had a kick@$$ idea for a facebook grp!! “WHO H8S CANDLELITE” this sux how did ppl in midivial times ever have friends
brb — dfp (dyin frm pneumonia)
rise from your grave!
October 9th, 2007
Another from John, who says, “lung of the far future finds a book of recipes!”
More Permanent Scowl forthcoming, after I get back from SPX this weekend.
